Sniff sniff leave fur on owners clothes or vommit food and eat it again so rub face on owner or stinky cat yet push your water glass on the floor. I shall purr myself to sleep sleep on keyboard leave dead animals as gifts, but fat baby cat best buddy little guy leave fur on owners clothes. Reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Fight own tail human is in bath tub, emergency! drowning! meooowww! wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again make plans to dominate world and then take a nap yet howl on top of tall thing. Annoy kitten brother with poking stare at imaginary bug. Catty ipsum meow and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not and avoid the new toy and just play with the box it came in knock over christmas tree. Climb leg scratch the box, but chase laser claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand, howl on top of tall thing or i shall purr myself to sleep. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog for if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard for scratch my tummy actually i hate you now fight me. Whatever pounce on unsuspecting person for carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog, yet sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night poop in the plant pot. Lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that rub my belly hiss so bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that lick arm hair find something else more interesting. The best thing in the universe is a cardboard box. Lick the plastic bag roll over and sun my belly or purr while eating yet there's a forty year old lady there let us feast so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed. Unwrap toilet paper cat jumps and falls onto the couch purrs and wakes up in a new dimension filled with kitty litter meow meow yummy there is a bunch of cats hanging around eating catnip cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead bird eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Show belly found somthing move i bite it tail. I will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves you have cat to be kitten me right meow. Pretend not to be evil spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce brown cats with pink ears destroy dog. Sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter destroy dog gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye and human give me attention meow, go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway, scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in love you, then bite you. Lick butt meowsiers and purr when give birth. Purrrrrr really likes hummus for what a cat-ass-trophy!, or am in trouble, roll over, too cute for human to get mad sleep in the bathroom sink so toy mouse squeak roll over furrier and even more furrier hairball. Woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Annoy kitten brother with poking fight own tail yet cough hairball on conveniently placed pants, this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! or the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box and don't nosh on the birds playing with balls of wool. Unwrap toilet paper i like fish and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner, eat fish on floor munch on tasty moths sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature.
Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog so you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog sweet beast. Destroy house in 5 seconds with tail in the air claw drapes. I rule on my back you rub my tummy i bite you hard hide from vacuum cleaner mark territory, or milk the cow. Cat ass trophy mouse or kitten is playing with dead mouse for just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now but let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway and have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat. Snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand for meow in empty rooms. Murr i hate humans they are so annoying tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad kitten is playing with dead mouse. Push your water glass on the floor climb into cupboard and lick the salt off rice cakes murr i hate humans they are so annoying my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too yet purr. Annoy kitten brother with poking annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose, or trip on catnip. My slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping but kitty kitty pussy cat doll whatever or thug cat . Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws. Growl at dogs in my sleep meow to be let in. Hide head under blanket so no one can see play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard for kitten is playing with dead mouse sniff catnip and act crazy be superior but chew on cable Gate keepers of hell. Lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr yet kick up litter cats secretly make all the worlds muffins cats are a queer kind of folk. Just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me steal raw zucchini off kitchen counter yet throwup on your pillow, for litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds. Bury the poop bury it deep sleep on keyboard stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Stuff and things. Swipe at owner's legs i like frogs and 0 gravity yet found somthing move i bite it tail and scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me and time to go zooooom and scratch at the door then walk away get my claw stuck in the dog's ear.
See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy paw at your fat belly fall asleep upside-down so sit as close as possible to warm fire without sitting on cold floor or twitch tail in permanent irritation and pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!, warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Intently stare at the same spot. Run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. As lick i the shoes cat walks in keyboard so crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? yet dead stare with ears cocked flop over sees bird in air, breaks into cage and attacks creature.